It’s my prom today and I don’t even want to go.

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

(Source: obesealpaca, via glimmerr)

Hardest day for our friends since Goulet left us. RIP Udo. You were an amazing man.